{"product_id":"the-goodest-girls-ttrpg","title":"The Goodest Girls | Stand-Alone TTRPG","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003ePicture it: Shady Pines. Four senior shelter animals. A lifetime of stories. And somebody has brought snacks.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the cozy chaos of \u003cem\u003eThe Golden Girls\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eThe Goodest Girls\u003c\/strong\u003e is a stand-alone tabletop roleplaying game about a tight-knit group of supposedly “un-adoptable” senior shelter animals living their very best lives together at \u003cstrong\u003eShady Pines\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTogether, you'll create your sitcom world and the paw-inspiring characters who inhabit it. 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You may find yourself attempting a \u003cstrong\u003estupid human trick\u003c\/strong\u003e instead—making goofy faces, eating crackers without your hands, or tackling some equally dignified feat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSucceed, and you might even earn a treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSenior shelter animals in a sitcom.\u003c\/strong\u003e We were sold remarkably early in this explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe table becomes part of the game.\u003c\/strong\u003e Players don't just describe ridiculous challenges—the game's treat-and-trick mechanic brings some of that silliness into the real world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou build Shady Pines together.\u003c\/strong\u003e Characters, relationships, memories, and the world of the shelter emerge collaboratively, making the game as much about creating comedy together as completing challenges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe treats can be treasure.\u003c\/strong\u003e Candy and crackers work, but so do stickers, patches, gemstones, or cool dice—which is an objectively excellent interpretation of the word “treat.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Will You Be?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps you're the \u003cstrong\u003earrogant, sarcastic Dorothy\u003c\/strong\u003e of the group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe you're more \u003cstrong\u003evain and charming, like Blanche\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr \u003cstrong\u003enaive and wonderfully quirky, like Rose\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somebody surely has to bring the \u003cstrong\u003etough, wise-cracking Sophia\u003c\/strong\u003e energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever your particular flavor of senior-animal chaos, you'll create your own character and the memories this unlikely little family shares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout the Treats\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach player brings a stash of \u003cstrong\u003eshareable treats\u003c\/strong\u003e, agreed upon by the group before play. 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